Thank you. Thank you. Mr. Speaker. Madam Vice-President. And all fellow longform fantasy comics enthusiasts, I thank you. No joke, folks. The state of this substack comic is…well, it’s probably a little shaky, but for the sake of this bit, let’s say that it is
STRONG.
We’ve come a long way together. You’ve stuck by me as I’ve slowly unfurled this weirdo story about goblins — and I know you’re wondering, “why is it goblins? Why not just humans? Why is it set in a pseudo-medieval world that is also maybe the future? Why not just a normal human story set in modern day, I don’t know OTTAWA or something, about normal relatable humans having their normal relatable relationship problems and crying in the middle of TIM HORTONS when Becky gets fired by her corporate crush LIAM for union organizing but finally realizes that her best work-friend, the heavily (but not too heavily) tattooed MURRAY, is really her soulmate and together they go on a revenge-fueled ARSON-SPREE, setting fire to Tim Hortons all across the frozen tundra until they are cornered by MOUNTIES and almost go down in a hail of polite Canadian bullets, when at the last minute an, um, ICE DRAGON no no, a MOOSEMAN sweeps down from the —” oh crap, I can’t even make my normal relatable human story example normal or relatable. Or human.
Oh well, here’s some comics about a giant blue dog.
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Until next time, I am
Faithfully Yours,
Benjamin “Soul of the Nation” Wilkins
Your world is a lot more fun than ours! Anything can happen-like blue dogs.